And they’d only cook vegan for you.

*high five to peeps that cook their own meals*

I’d be delighted. This diet will make you healthy if you stick with it. If you choose to hurt your health by eating hamburger, steak, pork, fish, poultry, eggs, and dairy. Do it. Just make sure to keep your health insurance paid up so the tax payer doesn’t have to bail you out when you get heart disease, diabetes, or osteoporosis. The evidence showing a strong correlation between animal protein consumption and diseases of affluence has not been disputed by science over the past three decades.

Make sure to pay up you health insurance and supplement your diet with deadly animal proteins to your hearts desire. It’s a bad decision, but this is a free country and I encourage the survival of the fitest. You appear to be satisfied with bad health as a consequence of the standard American diet (SAD).